Ayla, 9, completes springtime Pagan ritual

Cotton Mather Likely AG Pick

I fully expect that Romney, should he become president, will be unable or unwilling to govern from the center. The modern GOP has moved so far to the right that President Mittens would have to go with them. Word around Washington, DC is that Cotton Mather is under serious consideration as Attorney General in a Romney administration. Even if Mather is not available, some other Attorney General is apt to bring back Spectral Evidence into American jurisprudence. I fear that Ayla will be accused of witchcraft based upon this photograph.

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Ayla channels a vampire

No matter who wins the election of 2012 the problem of Vampire Banks is not likely to be addressed. Instead, the powers that be will ascribe witchcraft status based on these photos.

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WASHINGTON—Reports continue to pour in from around the nation today of helpless Americans being forcibly taken from their marital unions after President Obama dropped the Defense of Marriage Act earlier this week, leaving the institution completely vulnerable to roving bands of homosexuals. “It was just awful—they smashed through our living room window, one of them said ‘I’ve had my eye on you, Roger,’ and then they dragged my husband off kicking and screaming,” said Cleveland-area homemaker Rita Ellington, one of the latest victims whose defenseless marriage was overrun by the hordes of battle-ready gays that had been clambering at the gates of matrimony since the DOMA went into effect in 1996. “Oh dear God, why did they remove the protection provided by this vital piece of legislation? My children! What will I tell my children?” A video communique was sent to the media late yesterday from what appears to be the as-yet unidentified leader of the gay marauders, who, adorned in terrifying warpaint, announced “Richard Dickson of Ames, Iowa. We’re coming for you next. Put on something nice.”

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Littleton Police Stop Dogs Against Romney Protestor

In this photo a Dogs Against Romney protestor is stopped by police on his way to an appearance by Willard Mitt Romney. The protestor was recreating an incident in Romney’s past that has dog lovers everywhere wondering what kind of President Mr. Romney would be. Turns out that the roof-mounted dog crate contained a toy dog. Littleton police called it a stunt.

Americans United for Change has gotton into the act by publishing a Mitt’s Greatest Hits album. see their website for details.

Related: Helping Rusty Get the Word Out

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From Grist.org story here

Microsoft Having Tech Support Problems

MS Field Engineers Show End Users How to Fire Up Windows 7

As you can see in this exclusive Gypsy Chief photo Microsoft has assigned two field engineers for every three end users.

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“Energy Citizens,” a front group backed by the American Petroleum Institute (API), has launched a new national ad campaign in advance of the 2012 elections to try and make it sound like substantial public support exists for increased oil and gas drilling known as fracking. The print and TV ads, coordinated by the Edelman PR firm, are titled “I’m an Energy Voter.” They feature supposedly average people looking into the camera and saying “I vote …for American domestic energy” and promoting the industry’s goals of opening up more land to drilling. The ads link increasing drilling to job creation, economic prosperity and national energy security. (PRWatch has previously reported how, in fact, the increased fracking for “natural” methane gas has actually led to dramatically increased exporting of America’s natural gas.) The industry’s ad also drives viewers to the website “Vote4Energy.org.” The homepage of the website give no indication that Energy Citizens is a creation of the oil industry, as CMD has previously reported. API CEO Jack Gerard insists the effort is “not an ad campaign…It’s a conversation with the American people.” But when API put out a casting call to recruit volunteers to star in the commercial, a Greenpeace activist showed up. When he started to read his lines, he veered off-script and decried the “lies and influence peddling” of the oil industry and he was quickly shown the door.

The incident gave environmental groups advance knowledge of the industry’s campaign, allowing PolluterWatch a project of the environmental advocacy group Greenpeace, to launch a spoof ad mocking the campaign at almost exactly the same time the industry’s ad campaign started. The fake ads feature actors posing as oil industry executives and saying things like, “I vote … for spilling, um, I mean drilling in the arctic,” and “I vote for prosperous American liberty jobs for freedom.” The spoof ad drives viewers to a remarkably similar-sounding and looking website, Vote-4-Energy.org that features the logo “Vote4Oil.org” and the tag line, “Polluting the Future.”

Main Source:
GreenPeace USA, January 4, 2012

Related: Hydraulic Fracking Raises Concerns From Environmentalists

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Thanks to our friends at OccupyPix we present the attached photo (was it Photoshopped?) just in time for Christmas.

Related: Bacus Ruins Christmas Shopping

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Breaking News …

Faux News actually published this story today on FoxNews.com

Nov. 15, 2011: Sanitation workers gather at Zuccotti Park, the longtime Occupy Wall Street encampment in New York, Last week to begin cleanup. Private workers for Brookfield Properties discovered an assortment of weapons hidden in flower beds throughout the former base camp of the protest movement.

Despite the scary headline and dark reference to assortment of weapons the article is about one kitchen knife and some cardboard tubes with metal pipes inside.

Officials from the NYPD would only confirm that one knife was found buried in a planter on Tuesday. But the haul was believed large enough for Brookfield Security workers to collect them in the real estate company’s headquarters across from the park.

Yep, Faux News … fair and balanced.

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Kim Cardassian subject of online petition

New online petition urges E! network to cancel show. Circulator Cindy Snider said to be getting death threats. Sign petition here

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