666 is mark of the beast

Gathered from some pretty disreputable places around the Net

Dear Urban Legends:

To prove that Barney is Satan:

1. 1. Given the obvious:
CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR

2. 2. Now, as in the greek alphabet change all U’s to V’s:
CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

3. 3. Extract all Roman Numerals:
C V V L D I V

4. 4. Convert to decimals:
100 5 5 50 500 1 5

5. 5. Add them together to get:
666

~~ Moron in FL

Oh Wait, It’s Dubya

Notice any similarity?

Absolute Proof it is Obama

Proof Positive - Photo 'Enhanced'

Re: UNDENIABLE PROOF that Obama is the antichrist Quote [+] #

Let’s review…

It’s Obama, not Reagan, not Prince Charles, Not Prince William, not Bill Clinton, not the baby born on 1/1/11 at 11:11, not Giffords, not the Pope… uh…. who else is it not? I like to keep track of these things, just a little bit of OCD as far as the AC is concerned…
~~ Smart Lady on Godlike

You Want More Proof?

Re: UNDENIABLE PROOF that Obama is the antichrist Quote [+] #

OP, you’re quite WRONG! President Obama is actually very godly. Even FOX(666) News reported last month, “Jesus would be a Liberal Democrat”.

The name ‘Lucifer’ is Latin for the Planet Venus: the ‘light-bearer’, Morning Star/Evening Star. Like the word ‘English’(7,74), ‘Lucifer’ has 7 letters and a gematria(8,74) sum of 74 (L12+u21+c3+i9+f6+e5+r18. Morning7 Star4).

Evil in the form of an individual deity is properly referred to as ‘Satan’ or the ‘Devil’ (d’evil). Lucifer is incorrectly applied to ‘evil incarnate’. Of course, the Bible refers to the “1st Beast” 666 & “2nd Beast”. Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6) was the “1st Beast whose actions were the opposite of the Christ, was ruler(74) of the world, lied to all nations, and was wounded yet lived.” – The Revelation Ch 13. George Walker Bush Jr was/is the “2nd Beast who imitated the 1st Beast and made ‘fire come down from the heavens’ with the ‘destruction of Babylon’(War in Iraq)” – Rev Ch 14, 16, 17, & 18.
~~ Anon Poster on Godlike

Devil Installs Smart Meters

Only in California

Gypsy Chief Fave

Coming to a computer near you

Faux News Hires Joel Richardson

Thanks to Heather on Crooks and Liars for providing an accessible video of Rachel’s story. As the above entries show there is a good deal of confusion about the real Anti-Christ. Is it Barney, Dubya, Obama, Microsoft, Charley Sheen? Fortunately, Faux News has hired a consultant to sort it all out. Richardson’s creds include time at WorldNetDaily. Sorry, almost said Weekly World News which I really miss at the supermarket checkout queue. It was the only reliable newspaper.

Crooks and Liars Video of TRMS

Posted by Gypsy Chief

Bites Reporter

Rachel Joins Conspiracy

“We just couldn’t have children believe that their dinosaur
friend would ever bite anyone, much less a white house
correspondent”. This amazing admission was leaked from
the April D. Ryan Cell, a radical feminist group loosely
aligned with the Rachel Maddow show on MSNBC. The leak was
made public by Students and Teachers Against Barney – STAB -
a public interest organization dedicated to making Barney go away
for good.

STAB sources, speaking on condition of anonyminity, revealed
details of a conspiracy to protect children from the truth.

Barney, an imaginary purple dinosaur (IPD)
was cavorting on the White House south lawn when he was
approached by a reporter. An incident ensued. There are no
photographs since existing cell phone technology does not
provide for photographs of IPDs, though such creatures do
appear on television from time to time.

STAB revealed how the conspiracy got started. A quick thinking
April D. Ryan operative substituted stock footage of
the White House pooch, fortunately also named Barney.
The reporter’s finger was bandaged even though it wasn’t
the same finger that was shown on the widely circulated
video. A hand written note from first lady Laura Bush was
another part of the conspiracy. The Reuters News reporter
appeared on the Rachel Maddow show recently to complete
the scam.

STAB said that Barney was at the White House to hitch a
ride to Crawford, TX when the Bush family leaves town.
Barney will work on restoring George W. Bush’s reputation
as a great statesman and patriot. Only children would
believe this at the moment. These children will grow up
and thus within the space of one generation the Bush legacy
will be restored thanks to help from Barney.

STAB officials were devastated by these developments.
“We have done everything to rid the world of Barney
once and for all. We even tried pounding a wooden stake
through his heart.” This tactic was unsuccessful since
Barney is known to wear his heart on his sleeve.

posted by The GNUinator