Sarah Releases New Book

Book Summary

America. American flag, boy scout, patriotism, freedom, patriots. Betsy Ross, Old Ironsides, Tea Party. Obesity. Barbara Bush, obesity, parents, Washington elite, parents, obesity, flag. Random vacuous thoughts, United Nations, defense. Reverend Wright, Chicago, real Americans, Mount Rushmore, flag, patriots, guns. Gun control. Fence. Fourteen foot high fence, borders. Patriots, FOX News, McCain. Republicans. Earmarks, earmarks, deficit, deficit under control, Washington elites, news. Lamestream media, Hillary Clinton, flag, Geraldine Ferraro, Iran, nuclear, arms control. Treaty, Iran, flag, more random vacuous thoughts. Catchy catch phrases. Willow, Trig, moose, wolves, helicopters. Washington insiders. Money, Republicans, gun control, Tea Party Patriots, election, looking forward, Michelle Obama, first lady, Hillary Clinton, Barbara Bush, looking ahead. 2012 election. Karl Rove, obesity

REVIEW

Ghost writer.

We have been very busy here at the Gypsy Chief Blog so we didn’t have time to actually read the book. Not to worry, Saint Sarah didn’t have time to write it either. So we are on an equal footing with her. Instead, we used a handy little C program we found in The Waite Group’s Turbo C Bible to summarize the book. It is easy if you have access to a C compiler. First, gather a list of random thoughts and catchy catch phrases. See above for examples. Feel free to substitute yours. Then assign a numeral to each one. Next you use the rand() function from the Standard C Library to write / review the book. The Mersenne twister would definitely be overkill for anything this author (ghost writer?) would come up with.

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